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Jokes - Ultralow - 31/05/2012 22:17 post jokes here! RE: Jokes - MTL0201 - 16/06/2012 16:03 After Harry Redknapp got the sack, his payoff from Spurs is a reported £3 million, which after tax, amounts to £3 million. [split] Stagecoach Manchester - ace - 17/01/2013 21:03 Got on the bus to Tesco today. The driver must have had a sore throat, as he sounded a little 'hoarse'. I asked him how much it was, he said £2 each way ![]() RE: Stagecoach Manchester - Wright Eclipse - 17/01/2013 23:00 (17/01/2013 21:03)ace Wrote: Got on the bus to Tesco today. The driver must have had a sore throat, as he sounded a little 'hoarse'. he wasnt in a pack of 4 or 8 was he ![]() ![]() RE: Jokes - H101GEV - 18/01/2013 12:19 Bump. Please use this thread (as opposed to bus-related threads where appropriate) for all jokes, horse meat or otherwise! RE: Jokes - MX12CFE - 18/01/2013 15:55 Had horse meat for tea last night it gave me the trots but im stable now! RE: Jokes - crosville - 13/04/2020 21:57 My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a nice postcard to receive I saw this advert in a window that said: ‘Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.’ I thought, ‘I can’t turn that down! I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said ‘Analogue?’ I said ‘No, just a watch' As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog RE: Jokes - Metroline1511 - 25/04/2020 06:23 What is buses' favourite Beatles song? Come Together. |